Einstein Have Faith. Do we?

Professor: So, you believe in GOD ?

Student : Absolutely, sir.

Professor : Is GOD good ?

Student : Sure.

Professor: Is GOD all powerful ?

Student : Yes.

Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?

(Student was silent.)

Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Is satan good ?

Student : No.

Professor: Where does satan come from ?

Student : From … GOD …

Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?

Student : Yes.

Professor: So who created evil ?

(Student did not answer.)

Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, who created them ?

(Student had no answer.)

Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD?

Student : No, sir.

Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?

Student : No , sir.

Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smelt your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter?

Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.

Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?

Student : Yes.

Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?

Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.

Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has.

Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?

Professor: Yes.

Student : And is there such a thing as cold?

Professor: Yes.

Student : No, sir. There isn’t.

(The lecture theater became very quiet with this turn of events.)

Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.

(There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.)

Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?

Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?

Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, well you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?

Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man ?

Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.

Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how?

Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing.

Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?

Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.

Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.)

Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?

(The class was in uproar.)

Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?

(The class broke out into laughter. )

Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?

(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.)

Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.

Student : That is it sir … Exactly ! The link between man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving.

P.S.

I believe you have enjoyed the conversation. And if so, you’ll probably want your friends / colleagues to enjoy the same, won’t you?

Forward this to increase their knowledge … or FAITH.

By the way, that student was EINSTEIN

Pep Guardiola's Career

1971: Born January 18 in Manresa, Barcelona. Nicknamed 'Pep'.

1990: December - Makes Barcelona debut against Cadiz. Coach Johan Cruyff converts him from right wing to centre midfield.

1991: Makes four league appearances as Barca win Primera Division.

1992: May - Helps Barca retain league title and win European Cup, beating Sampdoria 1-0 at Wembley.

August - Scores in Olympic final in Barcelona against Ghana as Spain take gold medal.

October - Makes full international debut in Belfast against Northern Ireland.

1993: Makes 28 appearances as Barca win third consecutive title.

1994: The Cruyff 'Dream Team' make it four league wins in a row, with Guardiola as captain on last day of the season.

1995: Scores his first two top-flight goals, but Barca are beaten to the title by Real Madrid.

1996: Cruyff quits. Barca make Copa del Rey final, but are beaten by Atletico Madrid in Copa and the league. Spain coach Javier Clemente leaves Guardiola out of Euro '96 squad.

1997: Barca, under Bobby Robson, win Copa del Rey and European Cup Winners' Cup but again finish behind Madrid in league. Louis van Gaal becomes new trainer at Camp Nou.

1998: Barcelona beat Borussia Dortmund 3-1 on aggregate to take last European Super Cup played over two legs. Van Gaal's side also win La Liga and Copa del Rey but Guardiola plays only six times and misses out on World Cup squad place.

1999: Barca retain league, but fail to make the Champions League final at the Camp Nou. Guardiola plays 22 times, scoring once.

2000: Barca defeated 5-3 on aggregate by Valencia in Champions League semi-finals. Finish second in Primera Division, five points behind Deportivo La Coruna. Plays in all four of Spain's Euro 2000 games.

2001: June - Barca finish season in fourth. Knocked out of Copa del Rey at last-four stage by Celta Vigo. The 1-1 second-leg draw at Camp Nou is Guardiola's last game in theBlaugrana shirt.

September - Signs for Brescia in Serie A.

November 11 - Banned from Italian football, having tested positive for nandrolone after Brescia's 1-0 win over Piacenza on October 21.

November 28 - Tests positive for nandrolone again after match against Lazio on November 4. Later banned for a total of four months by Lega Calcio and fined €2,000.

2002: Signs for Roma but plays only four games in his one season at the club. Returns to Brescia in winter transfer window where, along with Roberto Baggio, he is key in helping them avoid relegation.

2003: Signs for Qatari side Al-Ahly for two seasons and has an immediate impact, winning the best foreign newcomer award.

2005: After a coaching course in Spain, joins Dorados de Sinaloa in Mexico in December, but only plays until March before returning to finish the course.

2006: July - Becomes a qualified coach.

November - Announces his retirement from playing.

2007: July - Named as coach of Barcelona B.

October - Cleared of drug charges from six years earlier.

2008: Named head coach of Barcelona, to replace Frank Rijkaard on June 30.

2009: May 2 - Steers Barca to 6-2 victory over Real Madrid at the Bernabeu.

May 13 - Barcelona defeat Athletic Bilbao 4-1 to win the Copa del Rey and earn Guardiola first silverware as coach.

May 16 - Madrid's defeat at Villarreal secures Barca a first league title since 2006.

May 27 - Barca beat Manchester United 2-0 in Champions League final to become the first Spanish club to complete the treble.

August - Wins European Super Cup with a 1-0 victory over Shakhtar Donetsk and the Spanish Supercopa with 5-1 aggregate win over Athletic Bilbao.

December 19 - Barca claim their sixth trophy of the year with a 2-1 win over Estudiantes in the Club World Cup.

2010: April 10 - Becomes the first manager in Barcelona's history to beat Real Madrid four times in a row in El Clasico.

April 28 - Knocked out of Champions League at semi-final stage, going down 3-2 on aggregate to eventual champions Inter Milan.

May - Steers Barca to 20th La Liga title with a European record of 99 points.

July 14 - Signs one-year contract extension to remain at the Camp Nou until June 30, 2011.

November 29 - Leads Barca to a famous 5-0Clasico victory over Jose Mourinho's Real Madrid.

2011: February - Signs one-year contract extension to keep him at Barca until June 2012.

April 26 - Leads Barca to Copa Del Rey final for second year in a row but they lose 1-0 to Real Madrid.

May 2 - Guides Barca to their second Champions League final in three years, beating Real Madrid over two-legged semi.

May 11 - Leads Barca to third straight Primera Division title, secured with two games to spare by 1-1 draw at Levante.

May 28 - Wins Champions League for the second time as Barca coach, beating Manchester United 3-1 at Wembley.

August - Leads Barcelona to victories in the Spanish Supercopa and UEFA Super Cup.

December 18 - Barca beat Santos 4-0 in the FIFA Club World Cup final.

2012: April 21 - Barca lose 2-1 at home to Real Madrid - a result which puts Mourinho's men seven points clear with just four games remaining.

April 24 - Barca only manage a 2-2 draw at home to Chelsea in the second leg of their Champions League semi-final, meaning they go out 3-2 on aggregate.

April 27 - Announces he will not renew his contract and will leave Barca at the end of the season.

source: soccernet.com

Zulfahmi menyerlah di Losail

*NOTE: POST INI DITULIS SECARA RASMI UNTUK MALAYSIANRIDERS*


Bermula dari petak 7 untuk kategori Moto3 pada MotoGP pertama tahun 2012 di Losail, Qatar, Zulfahmi mengekalkan rentak cemerlang sejak ujian bebas dengan mengekalkan kedudukannya sebelum maju untuk berada di kedudukan ke-6.

Biarpun 2 pemenang mendahului jauh di depan, Zulfahmi kekal dalam kumpulan pengejar sebanyak 7 buah motor dan saling bertukar kedudukan 5 ke 7. Dengan perlumbaan berbaki 3 pusingan, beliau membuat tindakan berani di laluan lurus untuk berada di tempat keempat tetapi terus dipotong oleh pesaing terdekatnya.

Menuju ke pusingan terakhir, Zulfahmi sekali lagi menerjah ke depan kumpulan pengejar ini dan berjaya meraih tempat ke3 tetapi gagal bertahan lama apabila kembali diasak dan diatasi pada selekoh seterusnya. Beliau akhirnya menamatkan perlumbaan pada kedudukan ke6 keseluruhan.

Moto3 dimenangi pelumba muda 17 tahun Maverick Vinales dari Sepanyol (FTR Honda-Blusens Avintia), diikuti Romano Fenati dari Itali(FTR Honda-Italia FMI), dan Sandro Cortese (RedBull KTM Ajo) dari Jerman menyempurnakan kedudukan podium. 2 lagi pelumba yang menamatkan saingan di hadapan Zulfahmi adalah Luis Salom dan Miguel Oliviera.

Tahniah Zulfahmi!! Semoga mendapat kedudukan podium di perlumbaan seterusnya..

Adnan Sempit 2

Watched with my beloved mum-to-be to my kid, my wife!! at Space U8. This is our & my first movie at Space U8 Bkt Jelutong.

OK. we arrived there late. We missed like 15 minits of the movie.

But we decided to just watch it because, it is Adnan Sempit!!! You won't miss any important scenes. Simply because every scene are important (or not).

Movie lawak gila babas sambungan dari Adnan Sempit first yang boom!! Movie ini tiada beza kerana semua scene lawak memang lawak pecah gelak pecah panggung.

Kalau first AS pasala Adnan nak ngorat Nadia, this one Adnan nak convince parent Nadia pulak.

Nothing much to komen sebab movie ni memang sempoi, direct, lawak, gelak la sampai puas.

Kualiti lakonan?? Susah nak cakap sebab intention of this movie memang untuk lawak, nothing serius. So, I don't know lakonan yang obvious nampak fake tu intended to be like that or memang pelakonnya kayu tak reti berlakon. hehe.

Finally... happy ending ler....

Enjoy!!

Azura 2012

I was so excited when I first heard of this; Azura in cinema? then I heard it is Azura 2012. I started to wonder why Azura? what it has to do with the old Azura? Is it a sequel? I thought so, I thought it is a continuity of the old Azura, where maybe their kids are now facing new love challenge or something.

Went to watch with my beloved wife at KLCC.

Azura 2012 really surprised me because it turned out something I did not expect (obviously, daaa)....

It is a refreshed product of old Azura. Have you watched King Kong? oh, of which year's you watched it? or even Hulk?? similar here!!!

Azura 2012 starred by the awesome-figured Neelofa (a BOM in Malaysia entertainment industry since she won Dewi Remaja)!!

OK. I assume many people knows Azura movie (either old or new). So I won't go to summary/sinopsis of the movie. The story line is the same.

My view to this new Azura.... It is still THAT simple Azura. the plot is presented straight forward. very light movie (just like the old one). Very light. Simple. Just watch. See. Feel (a bit). You get it. You understand it. That's all.

If you like mind-challenging movie, this is not your movie. Hehe.

In term of the acting quality, everyone did great job except for the bitchy sister. She's FAILED big time for this movie. When everyone has perform their role perfectly, she is like, I don;t know how to describe. I even wonder why she is in the movie. Because of her look? no way, she's not pretty. She can act? no she can't, everything look fake. Ok next!!

as for the star appearance of Ogy & Faizal hussein, that was real classic.

After all, kudos to Neelofa!! You made the movie. Haha.

Chiao!